Re: If you were in Left 4 Dead 2, who would your partners be?
1. I'd probably have T-Jack as my Louis. Definitely. No exceptions. High-pitched voice perfect for screaming like a girl and grabbin' pills. I'm sure he might actually be GOOD at it if we handed him a gun and told him to shoot faces.
2. Either Fabulous or Lace is Francis. I could probably handle having either around for a while. I don't know if they'd be able to do anything, but I think they'd probably get along moderately with the rest of the team. Plus they're both just HI-LARIOUS.
3. Myself as Bill. I'm sure other people could fill this role just fine, but I'm here so I'll do it. I don't have to justify this.
4. I'd have to have either Boots or S. P. as Zoey. They might be the first of us to die, but they might also miraculously prove to be the most invaluable of us all because they seem like they'd be able to get used to this better than any of us, aside from all of the screaming. They aren't that funny, but they might be useful, I guess. Above all, Boots is a woman, so he'd have to be Zoey anyway.