Apr 22, 2011 at 5:04 AM
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And encountered the most amazing post the world has ever seen.
For those of you who don't like reading:
I am going to assume he's for real, because he didn't give us the back story at first.
For those of you who don't like reading:
Some guy "rescued" an octopus from a sushi restaurant (saved its life by stealing it from the tank). He stuck it under his coat, and since it was such a short walk home, he stopped by the liquor store. You'd think that buying Guinness while hiding an octopus would be bizarre enough, but no. He gets the six-pack of bottles and the octopus home, puts the octopus in a tank, and puts the beer down beside it. He leaves for a little while, and when he comes back, the octopus has escaped, opened a bottle, and gotten drunk off its ass. This man then asks reddit if this is a bad thing.
I didn't actually know reality allowed this kind of thing to happen.
EDIT: I guess that's actually a lot to read. Maybe if you don't like reading you should get off the internet.
I didn't actually know reality allowed this kind of thing to happen.
EDIT: I guess that's actually a lot to read. Maybe if you don't like reading you should get off the internet.
I am going to assume he's for real, because he didn't give us the back story at first.