Holy shit I'm jealous!!

Ok, so yesterday at the beginning of school, we had this awards ceremony. We started by lining up all the juniors on the honor roll (one of which was me) in alphabetical order in the school hallways. As I was standing in line waiting for everyone else to finish organizing themselves, I looked across the hallway at the locker directly across from me, and was suddenly overwhelmed with envy for whatever lucky son/daughter of a bitch owned that locker. It was number 1-337. I just hope that whoever it is is someone who actually appreciates the awesomeness of that locker. It would just totally suck ass if someone had such an awesome locker and didn't understand the epicness of it.

 

But. . . but. . . 1337 actually means you are the biggest failure on the planet.

 

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Ok, so yesterday at the beginning of school, we had this awards ceremony. We started by lining up all the juniors on the honor roll (one of which was me) in alphabetical order in the school hallways. As I was standing in line waiting for everyone else to finish organizing themselves, I looked across the hallway at the locker directly across from me, and was suddenly overwhelmed with envy for whatever lucky son/daughter of a bitch owned that locker. It was number 1-337. I just hope that whoever it is is someone who actually appreciates the awesomeness of that locker. It would just totally suck ass if someone had such an awesome locker and didn't understand the epicness of it.

Locker 66
{Two digits, not three}

 

I don't understand. Is it Star Wars?

 

Heh...

I don't understand. Is it Star Wars?

Nope.
Just wondering if the number meant anything I didn't know.....
It's got a special meaning to me...

 

Admittedly, locker 1-337 wouldn't be as awesome as 69...

 

Well, to be honest, the title "Holy shit I'm Jesus!!" would probably be more accurate

 

It would just totally suck ass if someone had such an awesome locker and didn't understand the epicness of it.

Yeah but what if they did understand it and they where like hey! Does your locker have 1-337 on it? Didn't think so!

By the way do you know if they understand it?

 

I have no idea who owns the locker; there weren't any signs or anything on it. For all I know, it might be unowned.

 

Man, every year I feel sorry for the guy at my school who gets locket 666.

 

Non-existent

Man, every year I feel sorry for the guy at my school who gets locket 666.

I think there's a wall inbetween locks 665 and 667 at my school...

 

Just take it

 

Take it? Just stage a hostile takeover of this locker, that probably belongs to some Special Ed. person?
I like your thinking, Odin. And your capitalization, congratulations on that.

 

I think there's a wall inbetween locks 665 and 667 at my school...

Just take it