GIVE ME A COOKIE

Because I said so.

 

Shut your mouth you greedy little shit. We don't take orders, and we rarely take requests. You're a humanoid shaped colostomy bag and in the place of your cookie you will be sodomized and gang raped by several large, fat, hairy Slovakian bastards with eighteen-inch dicks. You then will have your skin peeled off and the exposed muscle shat upon by the people that previously violated you.

Enjoy your stay here.

 

You dont scare me. And would you seriously rape a cookie?

 

Don't mind Kage.
He's cool, if you know how he ticks.

-Gives whyme a cookie-

 

You know, I used to pronounce whyme as "waim" until.... just now.

 

Lmao, same here, took me a while to figure it out! xD

 

howcome?

 

Haven't you already given that exact same speech, Kage?
C'mon, man. Variate.

Yes. Yes I have. But he hasn't heard it. Every post is a repost of a repost anyway, and knowing the current ethic of the several new members that have recently out-evolved their fungi brethren, learning the masterful art of typing but not the commonsensical skill of shutting the fuck up, then they probably won't ever see it unless I use it again. All of the new guys are morons, and I see no change in this trend unless we take the precaution of running nails through their fingers so that they can be encouraged to type as mercifully little as possible.

 

Yes. Yes I have. But he hasn't heard it. Every post is a repost of a repost anyway, and knowing the current ethic of the several new members that have recently out-evolved their fungi brethren, learning the masterful art of typing but not the commonsensical skill of shutting the fuck up, then they probably won't ever see it unless I use it again. All of the new guys are morons, and I see no change in this trend unless we take the precaution of running nails through their fingers so that they can be encouraged to type as mercifully little as possible.

Although, the majority of new members make 1-20 posts then die off. Seems like a form of forum natural selection. And don't insult the fungi. They're quite intelegent.

 

Yes. Yes I have. But he hasn't heard it. Every post is a repost of a repost anyway, and knowing the current ethic of the several new members that have recently out-evolved their fungi brethren, learning the masterful art of typing but not the commonsensical skill of shutting the fuck up, then they probably won't ever see it unless I use it again. All of the new guys are morons, and I see no change in this trend unless we take the precaution of running nails through their fingers so that they can be encouraged to type as mercifully little as possible.

You just talk that way because you think that you are that cool. I act the way I act because I want to and the same goes for everyone else. We may all complain how other people act but it never really affects who anyone truly is.

 

I'm going to do the exact opposite of what you told me not to do.

 

NO!!! I dont listen to your commands because thats what bothers you.

 

off what.

 

NO!!! I dont listen to your commands because thats what bothers you.

Thou hast infringed on my red text.
>_>

 

And 4 months later I ask:

Who cares?

 

Holy shit, you just bumped a thread from before I joined.
The answer is no one now and no one then.

 

...
the answer is me.

 

No. You are the demons.
And then Lace was a zombie.

 

And then Fabulous was crushed by the final boss.

 

LOOK OUT, BRO!