Cruel Pranksters Inflate Dog

Apr 28, 2011 at 8:35 PM
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Police in Paignton, Devon are hunting cruel pranksters who used a high pressure air pump to inflate a families dog.

Family pooch Buster, a 7 year old Collie dog, was lured from the family home and apparently drugged, before the as yet unidentified criminals inserted a high pressure pump into his rectum and inflated him.

Horrified owner Tabitha Wiggins, 42, found him in a car park near the families home after the worried family mounted a search for their missing dog.

“He’s huge” she told us, biting back tears, “I didn’t recognize him. He looks like a furry whale. Until he deflates he can barely walk, and has trouble fitting through doors”.

Veterinary Surgeons have said that Buster, though shaken by his ordeal, will make a full recovery. He’ll either deflate slowly over several weeks, or let it all out in one go with a titanic fart that will shatter nearby windows.

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Apr 28, 2011 at 8:37 PM
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HAR HAR HAR VRY FUNY
 
Apr 29, 2011 at 3:28 PM
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Lol, yesterday I was in a bad mood, sorry for this thread. But you seem to like humorous spammy stuff, so I posted a whole website of it. The writer of these articles is a professional columnist so at least I hope at least he had included some life lessons in these stories (can`t guarantee though lol) :critter:
 
Jun 3, 2011 at 9:44 AM
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awww poor dog i hope its ok
how would you like it if somone inflated you for a funny prank?
its ridiculous
 
Jun 3, 2011 at 12:30 PM
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given the name and tagline of the website you got this from, I doubt you should take this too seriously

that said I laughed really fucking hard at this
 
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