Breaking News!

The Game officially ended on 4/14/09. The Game that has onced plagued us all was destroyed once and for all on the beloved internet website 4chan. Let us all rejoice that The Game is finally over.

That was a while ago; why was I not informed until now?

 

Because everyone hates you, 4chan was trying to keep it a secret from you, JJ "Wedge of Cheese" Treadway.

You somehow found out and spoiled the plan, oh darn.

Also, why is it "Breaking News!" if it happened over a year ago?

 

Oh crap, you're right, ummm... it's breaking news for me

 

I think someone said "the game is over if this post is triples" or something like that and he got it, so I wouldn't really consider it anything "official." It's probably happened multiple times actually.

Silly me, I'm talking as if this actually matters or anyone cares!

 

Thank fucking god.

 

The game is over now. You win. Go back to the testing area for your cake.

 

O u gize

 

The Game joke was never funny

 

The worst part was when it spread into real life

*shudders*

 

 

now if only we could get the rest of the internet to believe this

 

Next time somebody says "You just lost the game," say "Nope. The game's over. John Locke won."

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon