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That's the spirit. Oh, and stop with the smileys. I already have my wardrobe full of them.

Well, AIDS has already been used. But I guess if the context is good, some STD joke will be funny.

Meh, it wasn't that funny, but I get your point. It's still better to kill a stale joke and get another one, though.

Something that shouldn't be discussed ever. Also, "newfags can't triforce" (no offense, that's the name of the meme). Triforce

Okay, but if everyone is doing it, then how the heck is it creative? Sure, it may be logical if you justify it somehow, but that still doen't make it smart or funny.

5/10 The pyromaniac... maniac. Awesome, but a total wimp. Chaco

Maybe it will. But when it happens only because it has to happen... that's kinda lame.

I am confuse. You mean the cancer?

I'm sorry? You mean that cancer remark? That was aimed at everyone, not just you.

You were the first member I recognized. Sure, it was mainly because of those Size 7 "FUCK YOU!" posts of yours, but it still counts, doesn't it? Yeah, I'll miss you. Bye, and have fun.

Granted. It's parked on the Empire State Building's roof. And you get the parking tickets. I wish you stopped giving cancer to everyone. No, really. It's not funny anymore. You suck. But seriously now, I wish Abraham Lincoln came back to life, as a normal healthy undecomposed human being, with...

Lowercase twenty-fourth letter of the alphabet, here used as the multiplication symbol. Cross

Granted. You obtain some explosive ammo and get arrested and imprisoned accordingly. The jail you get sent to confirms all the prison myths to be true. I wish we lived in a 6-dimensional universe.

Granted. But by doing so, you have used "cool mods" in your response, so you didn't wish to have realized it before, so I couldn't have possibly granted your wish, so you haven't used "cool mods" in your response, so you wished to have realized it before, so I granted your wish, so you have used...

You know a joke is really old when you start lampshading and subverting the hell out of it in order to keep it funny. Which also means it's about to get dropped like a dead goldfish into a toilet. *blank stares* *annoyed* Yay for TV Tropes...

Here you go, but it doesn't completely erase the memories. They'll come back in a year or so amplified and immune to Brain Bleach. I wish I was a superhero.

Something most people won't get. Get

Granted, but there's nobody to grant it. I wish for deat- I mean cake!

Yeah, I wish that too. Ahem... Granted. The world erupts in one giant group sex session, which you are forbidden from joining.You suffer from depression and sexual frustration and commit suicide. I wish I had perfect memory.

Granted, but you get attacked by the Ninja Turtles. I wish I could fly.

Nice job contributing nothing.

"How the fuck did I get to Canada?"

Granted. Your post has caused a massive flamewar that eventually shut down the entire forum. I wish I could foward or back travel in time without causing paradoxes.

^ Should lay off the maths pills. * Does not play the game. V Is a member of this forum.

Ha! You have much to learn, young Padawan, for only he who knows all tropes by heart may sleep peacefully.