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ah, the great outdoors of downtown. not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment.

somehow, magically, without any equipment or moving from that spot, you manage this. now you have the best healing item in the game, in the event you take mortal damage anytime soon.

you don't want to get autism

your shovel is strictly for combat purposes. you could barely dig holes with it even if you wanted to.

you open your inventory. look at all the room you have in here! NAUGHTY IS GOOD cannot be equipped! it is a clever visual metaphor to personify the abstract concept of a moral! IT IS ALREADY EQUIPPED IN YOUR BRAIN!!!!! as if you would play a blargo game with pants on

due to the overwhelming support (from the 2 people who voted), cavestuck has officially migrated to THIS THREAD. whatever madness that was going on before cavestuck began may resume.

A tale about a girl and her friends and the weird things they do. Continued from this thread, pages 17-21. Issue commands to continue the story.

lets leave it up TO A POLL FUCK YEAH https://www.strawpoll.me/18680184

wow! the story finally has its first controversy. the fandom was real split by this one. but the majority has spoken! let's rewind and tape it over with something better.

https://www.strawpoll.me/18678486 has the timeline been doomed? is the story not interesting anymore because there's no clear goal? yes. so, i will lay the burden of narrative responsibility on all of you. choose which direction (or lack thereof) the story should go. i will be waiting.

i commandeered the community fanfic with the intention of giving it a coherent narrative, but there's no hope for that anymore. so i'm just going to keep going and see how weird it gets.

earth is full of dead people. unless you have a hero of time in your party, there's really no hope for that place.

god is dead and the wizard killed him. try again!

your name is tractor "the beam"tracy"" farmington. you enjoyed skateboarding, petty theft, and astronomy. though now that the earth's gone and shit the bed, there only seems to be ample opportunity for one of those things.

the art of appearification is a delicate esoteric science no one on the ship is an expert at (tractor could do it with her void powers, but she became a god not but t-minus 15 minutes ago) that's a good point. your situation is pretty grim. everyone without the potential to god tier is dead...

space is actually very cold because space isn't anything and heat can't be conducted like on earth. try again!!!! it would take a powerful deity to flip the tape over and rewind it! TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luckily, the heir of void obfuscates the ship. you're safe now.

the deth ster approaches....

oh yeah, that one. surely it still being on earth will have no future narrative consequences.