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Okay, it's time to start getting things done (with Delores). Examine the walls. Just for convenience's sake, you assume that the wall with door in it (the unseen one) is South. On the western wall, there is a barely visible stain of whothehellknows, that feels softer than the rest of the...

What a coincidence. We talked about Cave Fortress 2 just a few days ago on this very thread (see pages 131 and 132 for details). About your picture: I love Malco and Dr. Gero (there is not enough fanart of the good doctor on the Internet), but your Toroko creeps me out of my room. And as Mr...

My most recent achievement was beating Hell on Min Items.

Uh... since when is a dead thread unreadable? No, wait, nevermind. I forgot that arguing with you is pointless...

Okay, so what you're saying is "Better post one and the same thing a hundred times in the thread than let it die becase I said so." WHAT'S THE POINT?

Don't you think that the fact that the thread was left to die suggests that there is no way a definite answer can be found?

First, read the rule once more. Second, tell me what exactly did Icarus contribute to the thread. Third, bang your head against your desk and say aloud "I am an idiot" five times.

What he said. Creating a new thread to announce your achievement won't change the fact that nobody fucking cares.

So what you're saying is that whoever has beaten IWBTG on Hard Mode is some sort of superhuman?

Ultimately, I don't care which game you play, but if we're voting, I say Pokemon.

No, this thread was pretty much dead until you revived it. Nice Job Breaking It, Hero.

[I apologize for the delay, guys. As I see it, updates from now on will be less frequent than they were in the past, but considering but considering the update rate at the beginning, you can rest assured that the BDA will not fall into oblivion.] You find yourself in a strange dark place...

EDIT: What the hell am I saying? No, what the hell are you saying?

He shoots, he misses. The Turbocharge doesn't charge Polar Star, Fireball, Blade or Nemesis, because these weapons don't use ammo count, it doesn't charge (Super) Missile Launcher (if you don't know why, GTFO), it doesn't charge Spur or Snake, because if you have these weapons, you can't have...

So now we're gonna have a new thread every time somebody beats Hell for the first time?

It's not my fault that I have bad memory. Even though it gets better as time goes, the best I can do is recite Red Dwarf lines (Czech dub).

... you are aware of the fact that I can't possibly remember every funny line I've ever read, heard or said, right?

YES!

What do you mean?

Back to traditional adventuring! Tell them the truth You're finally fed up with this. You start ranting about all that happened to you: How you were forced to live in an infinite room, how your Sausage Warmer didn't work at all, how that fucking picture screwed you up, how you fell down a...

You said you didn't play Gen I games throughly. How 'bout a blind run? I'd gladly participate.

Hmm... it's a wonder that noone said "This fucking thread" yet...

Maybe a game with multiplayer mode, to have the other participants to contribute more than just their comments.

Stop planting all these ideas into my head! Heh. But sorry, inconsistent with "facts".

<S.C.> What about this: I was only holding him because I wanted to look at him? I didn't even know he was intelligent! <Edy> Hmph! In that case, we would find Mr. Kari's spores around your eyes instead of mouth, don't you think? <S.C.> Um... (Wait a second! I didn't hold him near my mouth when...