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Invert the hat so the mess is on the outside, and then hang it on the warmer so it hardens into something more protective. With a badly drawn punch you turn the hat inside out, causing all the piss and puke in it to go flying all around the "room". You set the inverted hat onto your...

And that's not sexy in Cave Story!

Put the hat in your inventory now. Break the bottle on the table and put the broken bottle in your inventory. You have a *Broken bottle* and *Hat of Piss'n'Puke*. You'd include some DING! lines, but are too sad to do it.

What? You sniff gas from a can?

mix the urine with the puke shit. Sniff! Your beloved hat! Well, you can't help it now, anyway, so you pour all the urine in your bottle into the puke, just to see what will it do. [And don't worry, I noticed that mistake.]

Oooh, is that a triple update? eat sausage. Oh yeah, NOW you're talking! Finally you'll try out your brand new *Sausage Warmer*- ... BLAAARGH!! OH MY GOD RIGHT INTO THE HAT!!

Use the phone to call 911. What phone? You mean your brand new *Sausage Warmer*? Well, tough luck, you won't call anyone with that any time soon. At least your sausage is now warm. DING! You have a *Sausage*

Take off your hat and put it in the inventory. What? Take off your hat, your most beloved possession? You would never do that! Ever!

Look around the room. It has at least three walls, you know, not just the one we can see. Nnnnnnnnnnnope. It's just one wall all the way to... wherever it goes. Now that you think about it, that's kinda strange. But also, now that you think about it, maybe peeing in a bottle and putting it...