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How many posts before someone mentions rape?

30 seconds is more than enough. I mean, if all I need to get my point across is one short sentence, why should I write two full paragraphs? Seriously, the timer now is more annoying than anything else (except RHF).

Thanks. I'm glad you like it.

Sorry for double-posting, but this probably belongs here: "Bitch be tripping balls!"

Spread your arms wide and try and glide into the wall. You outstretch your arms and try to glide. Surprisingly, it works! It works all too well. Get you hat out of you inventory and use it as parachute. You seriously doubt that the *Hat* will help at all, but you can always try it...

I suppose that's why you're having difficulties with life's big questions. Just think to yourself, "There is no abyss" and the illusion will fall. There is no abyss. There is no abyss. There is no abyss! Damn.

Fall in a more hard-boiled manner. You give it a try, but you've never really been a "Problem Sleuth"...

Since it seems you're going to be falling for a while, you try unraveling some of life's great philosophical questions. "How can it be determined that my experience of consciousness is the same as anyone else's experience of consciousness?"

Tuck your arms to your sides and try and fall faster. Might as well get it over with quicker. What a stupid idea! You suddenly wish there was no bottom in the void. No, you suddenly wish you didn't do every stupid thing that crssed your mind.

There's probably magic afoot; see if you can fly, or at least control your fall. Do a barrel roll. You try to do something about your current situation, in vain. You cannot fly, steer or even see your arms or legs. *SMACK* Oh, clumsy you. Well, it seems that you can now at least see...