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Not as though your opinion matters at all anyway, furniture. You know, I said the same thing when control had slipped from my grasp, if only momentarily, and now look at what's happened? THINGS'RE LOOKIN' FINE TO ME!

Why so defensive? Are you so ashamed of your 4chan heritage? Stop denying it already. You obviously belong there along with the other overly-trollable fags.

lol Sky of Miracles.

Bullshit. That's just the most obvious pile of bullshit I've ever heard. Anyone who has even the most remote understanding of 4chan can see that what you just said is bullshit. It's like I'm watching a pig rolling around in his own filth before the slaughter. You'll make equally shitty bacon...

No, how about you run back there while covering your overly butthurt ass over your failure to prevent my continued domination of this forum like the worthless disgrace to Anonymous that you are. I mean, fuck, even your name is regurgitated from 4chan, for Christ's sake. Shut up Whyme. If you...

You can't go back on this one.

You could bow down to the concentrated greatness that is Kage in the meantime.

Ohohohohoho, Jacob, I see you're oh so busy being butthurt all over the place. Though, honestly, I didn't ever mean to hurt you so much, you retarded, faggy, wanna-be goth loser, so tell me whenever I cross the like, okaaaay?

But you are again mistaken, for while that loli is dressed in traditional National Socialist garb, she is in fact worshipping me, her great Overlord Kage. If you had any brains in your skull at all, you would have realized such a simple thing, but I guess competency is something not to be...

That is clearly a Naziloli. You obviously do not know what Soviet soldiers look like.

Less awesome than Battler Ushiromiya. I mean, really. Shin Megami Tensei.

A tap of the fists of two masculine individuals to display their broness. Battler Ushiromiya.

Bhaubeej. Tappability.

You. God.

None of them survived.

You forgot the part where I brutally sodomize them.

'bout fucking time.

So, Jacob? Do you have a problem with porn now?

Considering my status, that is a contradiction. Of course, I would expect such things of you considering your average display of intelligence. It's not very surprising.

This thread is just so overtly homosexual. I brace myself for the exceeding amount of faggotry every time I click the link, but it's taxing my will considering how incredibly gay you people can be at times. Oh, the drama.

If I were God I'd be so epic and badass on some backwater forums somewhere that I would garner a large following and be worshiped as a God and "the man" on said forum. Oh wait.

WHAT IS IT CHRIST I WAS SLEEPING.

This was my face as I listened to this wonderful work of art: I sincerely applaud you, my good man.

And he did so on my command, Jacob. With my three dogs. Who are infinitely more badass than your five dead dogs. HI FAGS, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXI-CLEAN. I'VE HEARD A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT THIS PALMOLIVE BULLSHIT, AND I'M HERE TO CLEAR ALL THAT UP. YOU FUCKING NIGGERS KNOW THAT OXI-CLEAN WILL TAKE...

Hello, mongrels. I am going to ruin your day now. You remember Ducky from The Land Before Time? Well the voice actor was shot and killed by her dad when she was 12. AWESOME. My my, I'm certainly popular, even in the face of numerous extended absences. It's an absolute pleasure to still be...