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Fuck you, bitch, I'm Kage. I do what I want.

I fuck Shi who births Fabulous who is our long lost son who later becomes Fire after a memory-wipe who grows up to be Jacob who goes back in time, taking multiple aliases and eventually becoming his own dad, thus becoming me because you can only be Kage after fucking Shi. From all this, I have...

Wonderful how this all works out, hmmm?

Shut up Whyme. You don't help.

Ohohoho, probatio diabolica. There is no evidence to prove that the devil exists, but there is also no evidence that says "the devil does not exist" so therefore one cannot rule that the devil doesn't exist. So, in that event, I can reverse the burden of proof. And, you know, you can never have...

Go talk to Fabulous incessantly. He likes you. A lot.

Best thread on all of Miraigamer. Prove me wrong. You can't.

Ask Shi to ban you in the name of Kage.

Ask Shi to ban you in the name of Kage.

And then Fabulous was crushed by the final boss.

Peace is for the weak. That's why Dragonboots loves it so much. And why he's trying to stop me, the great Kage, even though he has no hope of doing so.

Engaging tale, chapfurniture.

Calling me a young woman? Fool, I might be as beautiful as one, but I am also as handsome as the manliest man you have ever seen. I'm a perfect being that transcends concepts like your insignificant "gender" and "age." And the majority, is it? You mean Fabulous? Because he's the only person to...

Ah, your words are soooo scathing, furniture. Somebody wants to it to be extra rough, doesn't he? Obviously, your oh-so obligated voice speaks for everyone, doesn't it now? Heheh, sarcasm is fun. See how I subtly put in the fact that it was sarcasm into my post? Furniture like you probably...

I thought we were under the agreement not to call each other these things outside of our S&M sessions where you struggle futilely and I dominate you and tear your rectum asunder, furniture? But yeah, regardless of this, you breaking the agreement just seems like a remarkably petty thing to do...

Seriously Jacob, you can't take anal? That's just pathetic. You foolish boy, if there's a hole, it's a man's duty to thrust into it!

I love these forums oh so much.

Sugoi monogatari, aniki. =3

I can't be bothered, brah. Well, anyway, same difference.

Speak of the devil. What happened to Fabulous, guys? I think I broke him and he became some sort of LOLSORANDAM fag.

Sugoi monogatari, aniki.

Are we doing this again? The whole Internet psychology stuff? Right. You keep up on that, brah. I just want to make it clear to you that no such war exists or ever will exist in the way you're referring to. It is rather corny how you say things like this, things that are never followed up on...

Fabulous, Boots, are you two frustrated? You seem to have reduced yourselves to calling me terrible, awful names without any provocation from me at all, and the only thing I was doing was telling you the cold, hard truth. Do I irritate you? Perhaps I make you angry? Well, I’m satisfied just by...

But these memes spawned from 4chan, or at the very least Something Awful. So yeah. Enjoy spouting 4chan memes, you crappy Anonymous, you.