Search results

Huh. This is barely coherent, so I'll just throw a random, generic, Kage-esque response at you out of caprice. How vigorous! I like it! I wouldn't have it any other way. I wouldn't have you any other way, Jacob! Try to deny me, just try, and watch as I smash you to bits for your pitiful...

But you aren't a high-functioning autistic.

Sickly, pitiful, weak people coughing, apparently.

Ha, such petty blasphemy. Kage, the true name of God, is a title that is nothing less than sheer perfection, a paragon of excellence. Don't delude yourself into thinking that a transcendent being such as myself is on a similar level as you, who is like a dust mote in the eyes of a deity when we...

Lowell, you are neither funny, original, wanted, nor tolerated. Stay at your leisure. You may amuse me, clown. Anyways, that thesis of yours is completely wrong, even though it isn't really yours at all, which makes you look even dumber then the person who constructed this unfunny stupidity for...

Huh? That's not scary at all.

That's nice, Fabulous. I don't even need to say anything else. Your name is slander unto itself.

Jacob? Frightening? Get the fuck out of here.

That's nice, you angsty emo fag.

You act as if there's only one lucky cow on the entire planet.

Alternatively, you can make her cut off her tits and craft a sandwich out of them as proof of how much she loves you. Trust me, it will feed you nicely.

That's like someone telling you that you're losing your faggotry. It's just not happening.

Rape is the only option.

You're late to the party, DragonBoots, sweetie. Also, nobody noticed you were gone because no one gives a shit about anyone else here unless they're posting. Durr hurr you wanted /b/ to be a shitbox, huh? Moron, it is a shitbox, you're just disappointed because you wanted a different sort of...

You're an idiot, Whyme.

Weeeeaaaak! Why don't you just give up and die?? She probably deserves that. She should just give and die!

Oh? Pffhahaha, that's just what you believe, Fabulous. Ah, but you can't help it. That's the sort of self-defeating talk that's spouted by those whose trolling is weak. How truly pitiful. Don't worry, though, I don't expect anything more from you, so feel free to stew in your uselessness while...

Who said I was saving your life? Are you the kinda fag that likes to imagine they're a pretty princess worth saving? Well, anyways, it's not like DragonBoots' countdown could actually kill you, I just felt like trolling him by playing into his delusions that shit would have even happened by...

As of the termination of the last designated time limit, the described effect is wholly revoked, so says Kage, and Kage's will is absolute.

*Pimpslaps Whyme.* MONEY FIRST THEN THE GOODS, DUMB BITCH.

...DragonBoots, do you honestly want to piss molten gold? I don't think you do. I can read your mind like an open book.

*Chugs down the rest of the cat.* Too bad.

Can I have the other eye? I'll share with you this pet I caught right here if you do. [link removed -Andwhy]

It is clearly much, much closer to trollface than it is to DO IT FAGGOT, and it would take a moron to confuse the two.

No not really.