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Is that so? So my hypothesis was correct. You're far too easy, MS. Far, far too easy...

Heheheh.. Gaeheheh… PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA Ahhhhhhhh… Such petty lies, MS. Can you conceive the birth of a world, or the creation of everything? That which gives us the potential to most be like God is the power of creation...

Um... Er... Eh... Eek... Jeez, it's not like I want to be your bride or anything, stupid! But if I didn't you'd be a lonely, weird German boy forever, right!? ...Take care of me, okay... So tsundere.

Oh, I don’t trust anyone. Not Shi, not Roonil, not even Jcys. I just pretend to trust them so that they continue to be useful for the longest period of time. If they ever make the wrong decision and go against me, I have backup schemes. God doesn’t exist, Satan is my dad, I ate The Mother and...

Totally off topic. I love how you automatically think of yourself as intelligent.

High levels of technology > Youkai. Both Earth and the Lunarians have proven this. Gensokyo was a bad idea to begin with: they just trapped all the youkai in one place. They're ripe for the slaughter. When the Earth finally breaks into Gensokyo, all of the youkai will either end up extinct or...

It's figurative you moron.

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to...

Touhou Wiki. Wait till the SA translation patch comes out.

You know, Yukari could always alter the boundary between "mortality" and "immortality," thus instantly destroying Mokou‘s ability to revive, right? Come to think of it, she HAS done so before, extending her own lifetime into infinity. Hell, she threatened Kanako with something similar at the end...

I'm watching you masturbate.

Me. ------

Now-now, minions, cease your bickering. I shan’t have infighting over petty things like that. Jcys, get over it, Shi, this is the spam board, we can talk about whatever we please.

Fair enough. Why, might I ask, are we talking about the game here?

You'll already be dead. I'll have stabbed you with my fists. Oh, and Mokou is 100% lesbian and you know it.

This isn't fun anymore.

Oh Jacob, you haven't realized it yet, but you're my greatest work. Through guts and effort I have molded you from an angsty retard into a magnificently bitter and artfully insulting monster. Do you see it now? No? Too fast for you? You've become just like me! Now, if you think about it that...

Well, I AM an outpouring of manliness and charisma.

Lord Genome is one massive clump of badass. The Anti-Spiral is an even more literal version of this, just wait till you see his Grand Zamboa!

To GearStrike and the blasphemer, you may have my good day, I shall not be needing it. Congratulations, you are one year closer to being dead.

I throw everyone else’s plans into disarray, don’t I? I mean, unless they’re sided with me, that is. Anyone who says you can’t have your cake and eat it to can blow me.

If anyone here is a liar and a thug it is this man right here. He’s absolutely slanderous I tell you. A barbarian unfit for society. Things just got worse.

Thanks to the ingenious efforts of none other then myself, I have convinced our resident Admin, Shi, to reopen this ever-entertaining thread about, well, schemes and their success. Enjoy. Oh, and JUST AS PLANNED.

The Internet: where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI. Minions, oh, minions, please gently dispose of the philistine, would you? Quickly, sing my name to the heavens in glorious rapture. I have no need for heretics in my midst.

Oh, my pitiable Shi, do not you realize that such is the same they say about me? Do not trifle me with irrelevant matters akin to that. Besides, I need a quasi-female in my ranks so you and I don't look entirely gay for each other.