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...My whole life is a lie...

Well, there are of course multiple universes where everyone has a portal gun. And where everything is made of portal guns. And where the entire universe is just a portal gun.

Well, according to string theory, everything you could possibly imagine is real in some alternate universe.

Wait a minute, you can do that in Booster's Lab??!? Well, I am officially throwing the bit of my computer containing Cave Editor out the window. I'm not really doing that

I always figured it just took place on an alternate Earth where chunks of earth float, humans have green hair, and the crazy shit in Cave Story can actually happen.

...You're right, there may actually be no other way to do this. bhsjghkjdfgkjhldf

Yeah, but the problem is, the game industry, like any other, is a market. And if a game developer looks at what's making money and goes, "oh cool, people like this and will buy it" chances are he will make that type of game. As long as people will pay for it, it will be made. Therefore, these...

No, seriously, this stuff is starting to piss me off. The whole game industry is. If it's not fucking microtransactions holding a gun to your character's head, it's people taking two shits on a keyboard and then asking money for it. Look at the fucking simulators all over Steam! Rock Simulator...

-cringes at every fandom in the history of existence because they have all done these things-

This game looks like shit, to be honest. I mean, we have enough games that reference the internet (one reference and that's the whole game, no less) do we really need another? If this game didn't reference the internet I doubt any would buy it, so why buy it just because it knows what the...

We've had YOU too many times burn

Yeah, but the worse case scenario is the worst. It would work, but it would be really weird and disconnecting. Plus, chances are the statue wouldn't be wear the red demon died.

What toaster has a handle He is clearly a tin lunchbox with wings and a face I mean duh Seriously, I remember reading somewhere that Pixel said that Balrog was based off of a soap bar. But what soap bar has orange stripes and a handle I mean that's just silly

Well, the problem seems to be that the entity can only possibly have one script, and (in the case of a boss) can only run it one time. So, if I give him both the death and down script-runner flags, then only one of those two can run the script. Basically, I had it so that his script would do a...

More like Nin-visible Amirite

He's a lunchbox I thought we established this

Alright cool thanks

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST WAIT FOR THE FULL RELEASE OKAY