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I'm guessing Santa accidentally killed himself several times, then put up that sign to remind himself not to touch the spikes. Maybe he has memory problems?

Because ignoring it won't make it go away.

Because that is what ghosts do. I thought everyone knew this.

You know, there doesn't really have to be any kind of wind-slowing enchantment. First of all, the caves are not open to the outside.That's just about impossible. Secondly, the wind on the Outer Wall doesn't have to be slowed down. It could be incredibly windy, but Quote is a bad-ass robot so he...

4chan is the second largest board on the internet. A big fucking round of applause for it. There are millions of websites more useful than 4chan. It's a board about NOTHING.

You know, Order 21. Comes after Order 20, and before Order 22. Anyway. Particle physics gives me a hadron.

Ban him now or it's gonna get ugly.

Once upon a three-legged stool, stool, stool, stool, of scratched discs, everyone ate pizza. Except DragonBoots, 'cause he's not the stool, stool, stool, that everyone believed... uh.. nevermind. The stool, stool, stool, on a stool, with stool softener, with pizza toppings had nightmarish...

No. Bullets affect everything. The bullets rip through whyme's flesh, puncturing her spleen, esophagus and right lung, and fracturing her left femur. Whyme fainted.

The attack was supereffective! Balrog fainted! Captain Fabulous sent out AK-47. AK-47 used BULLETS.

The attack was supereffective! Balrog doesn't know what PK Starstorm is! Captain Fabulous used GOOGLE. Balrog learned PK Starstorm!

Young man, you should thank me for only posting a bad pun. Remember, what has been seen cannot be unseen.

Hey, Lowell, way to use an underscore in your name. Also, I hope I made your day when I called you Lowell.

Captain Fabulous sent out BALROG. BALROG used BUTTRAPE. It's not very effective...

Liquid War. It's a seemingly simple freeware game where you control an "army" of liquid. It follows your cursor. You must take over your opponent's liquid by moving your liquid into contact with theirs. Your liquid will always "attack" in the direction it's moving, and can't defend very well...

I'll insert myself into this thread with my surplus of unwarranted self-importance. G. freemaan What idiots call em : G. freemaan What some idiots call em : g freeman, Gordon Freeman, Freeman What I call em : G-man What em wants called : troll DragonBoots What idiots call em : dragonboots...

This is more of a "post worse and worse things until you get banned for scarring an admin for life" thread. I do not wish to get banned, or I'd end this thread now, but I still dare you to beat this awful, horrible crap: Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife? It was in the...

Once upon a time, there was a giant wedge of cheese named Fredville VonMarzipan. His nickname was Cissy Marcy, undoubtedly a girls name, but that was just the kind of person he was - he was also a sissy. As he was taking a stroll, Balrog came out of no where, and landed right in front of him. Of...

No, another tragic character as in ╔.

I'm guessing Mimigas do basic tasks in their spare time, since they don't seem to have a lot of luxuries provided by technology. Speaking of technology, I'm guessing they don't do a lot of walking. For entertainment they probably get together and eat. Actually, this should all be in the past...

I found a remix of 0000! It has a video and everything! Okay, not really from Cave Story, but it's the same general idea.

andwhyisit: Gold Member.

Christianity is real. And of course the Bible is real. It's the world's oldest fanfic. ANYWAY. All men are created equal. It's just that some men are more equal than others. By the way, this thread started off talking about emoticons. I'll just say that emoticons are used by people who lack the...

PLEASE CEASE this talk of 4chan. IT IS NOT THE INTERNET. It is not even in the top 100 most visited sites in the world. It's just a dumb website where people can spend hours of their free time and increase the size of their e-penis. 4chan is not more important than any actually USEFUL website.

Yeah, well, screw your Comic Sans MS.