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7/10, bigger than Ballos. Balrog (for real this time)

We should give out awards to people who get banned with 0 posts.

Wait what?

OMG SPOILERS: People here seem to be saying the dialog is the best part. I can't say I agree. It's the second best part. Every second that Balrog was on the screen was pure awesome. But yeah, the dialog's really great, however, it's also the biggest problem. There is just so much of it. Mr...

Just finished it, loved it, aced the Quiz, and I will write a full review tomorrow. Right now is the time for sleeping. I'll say this right now, though: cut down on the dialog.

I shall be the first to play it.

You and your words. I avoid words that make sense. I won't let them have power over me.

Sorry, I was thinking of Star Wars when I wrote it, so I used the archaic spelling. "What wouldn't be better if it had lazors?" Well, trolls, for one thing.

WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOW THIS BEFORE? DORITOS ARE MADE BY MEXICAN ELVES. Maybe someone should make a mod that includes the island's power source. It should be a canon mod, so that no one can argue it.

Forgive me, but... in their spare time, the Mimigas DO A BARREL ROLL!

No. I really do like it. Not on its own so much, but in the game it's great.

That sounds like a good sci-fi movie. But also a little racist. Let's change the topic to "What wouldn't be better if it had lasers?"

Well, if this thread won't die, might as well change the topic.

Sue, it gets kind of dull around these forums. Responding to trolls gives us something to do. Sure, we could do something else with our lives, but at least the troll's wasting his time too.

Yeah, just a couple tons. I'm guessing five. Anyway, it's nearly useless to speculate on what powers the island. We have no idea what kind of technology Cave Story has, aside from teleporters, lights, fans, computers and plumbing. Maybe it's magic, maybe it's nuclear fusion, maybe it's a giant...

Man, I told King~ that you guys were too smart to reply to trolls. Don't prove me wrong.

That is NOT copypasta. And this thread WILL NOT be deleted, and King~ CERTAINLY WILL NOT be banned.

Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was...

Once upon a three-legged stool, stool, stool, stool, of scratched discs, everyone ate pizza. Except DragonBoots, 'cause he's not the stool, stool, stool, that everyone believed... uh.. nevermind. The stool, stool, stool, on a stool, with stool softener, with pizza toppings had nightmarish...

And do totally legal things with it, right?

I disagree. He is someone who should get a trophy.

I'd probably like the Cave Story Anthem more if the lyrics weren't dumb. There's lots of epic words in it, and they're strung together into things that resemble sentences, but the actual meaning is either nonsensical or weak. Other than that, though, it's awesome.

Or Quote could talk in binary. I doubt many players could figure out what he's saying, although there would be a lot to scroll through.

I saw a gameplay trailer of Grasstown and Outer Wall, and the music is definitely different. I can't judge if it's better or not.

Looks like you have no choice but to be raped by a giant lunchbox. Have fun!