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The Red Crystal is not a Red Flower. It is magic. It's quite possibly the same thing the eye on the Demon Crown is made of, and Date never realized it. The reason the Doctor didn't lose control until Quote beat him up is because the pain made him lose focus, and the power took over his mind, and...

That's true. I suppose they just sound like normal teenagers. Not as cool, unfortunately.

I'm pretty friggin sure they call the humans "humans" several times. And it's ridiculous to assume that everything on the island is small except the Gaudi. The Gaudi are a human-sized sentient species that resemble cockroaches.

BACK ON TOPIC. Quote would sound like that robot from I, Robot. The crazy one. And Curly would sound like the sentry turrets from Portal.

They don't have noses. I can't believe you didn't notice that.

I'm a theory serial killer. As a young boy I would capture theories in my backyard and slowly dissect them alive. I also had an abusive childhood, so I'd taking it out on theories. I rape theories after I kill them. I'M A THEORY SERIAL KILLER.

Well, this is the last time I'm bumping this thread.

OBVIOUSLY the navel is there for aesthetics. Or maybe it is an ethernet port, or maybe she keeps things in her belly and she can open up her belly button. Or maybe it's a battle wound.

It's electric lights powered by water wheels, windmills and solar panels. We could go with as many fantastical theories as we want *cough*Fire*cough* but we should really just settle for something that resembles our world, like electric lights.

There is absolutely no proof whether this theory is plausible or not. It would be entirely speculation, since nothing in the game could ever support one side and disprove the other. Talk all you want, but it's impossible to use evidence from the game.

Why would a robot have hair? Why would a robot be short? Why would a robot not have laser eyes? The belly button is just there. Also, it's an ethernet port.

0/10 for being a douchebag and then getting owned by Ballos. Ninja Gaudi.

But you find the Spur sexier.

Lowell, it is possible to overthink Cave Story. You are doing it. Just go with "there's lights we can't see" or "the rocks glow but Pixel used some artistic license with Sandaime".

0/10 Dude, that's just a generic Mimiga. Sandcrocs.

If you do it for science, then you can put it on the Discovery Channel.

That doesn't sound ridiculous at all. You're definitely not just saying that for the sake of posting.

Well, I just found proof that the light isn't shed by glowing rocks, and probably artificial lights. Sandaime, on Yamashita Farm, is sitting in the shade. That means the light is coming from above him, not from the rocks or anything like that, and lights tend to be on the ceiling. There we go...

Hoppies. 4/10, they're kinda boring and do too much damage in my opinion. The sperm that the Night Spirits shoot.

Really nice. Pretty much sums up the Last Cave, and I managed to time most of the lines along with the song. Also, I made some lyrics for one of my favorite songs in Cave Story, Balrog's Theme. Boom boom bam, Here I am. Break the door because I can. Hey there Sue, You're rabbit stew! Who's...

I think you may be using a different coordinate system than me. That's not a bombing range, although you're close. Custom Title: -- (maybe some day...) Location: 8/10 for great truth.

True, but they would have died shortly afterwards, either from the flowers inevitable effect or from soldiers.

Your rating deserved to be lowered. You have no respect for people who get bored with all the clothes that Curly and Misery tend to wear.

But there were humans on the Island when the robots attacked. Jenka said so.

6/10 for saying Jacob is a bad role model, and for saying "no respect" all the time. You fail at making it a meme, Lowell.