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have you ever had a wet dream about being surrounded by feet?

Are you retarded or a master satirist?

I'm going to stream Transformice later today. I talk about it all the time in IRC, so this is your chance to see what the big deal is without actually exposing yourself to such a shitty, awful game full of shitty, awful people. I'll start the stream at 4 PM PDT (7 PM EDT) and it'll last at least...

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Hey Noxid, why don't you ban yourself for creating a spam thread?

My spirit animal is this rock I found. My question for you is, why does the number of internets I have in my signature keep going up and down? Once I was like "nice, three people have given EA's Auschwitz Simulator 2014 the thumbs up," but then it went back down to 1 next time I looked at it...

I said maht. Speling isn't teribly important, realy. U can still hav an intelicutal discusion with evey second word speldt wrong. The mane reasin I sugested a mat queschin is tat u cant google teh answer vry easely.

An easy math question tests your education level, not your social functionality. That's the best we can do to filter out everyone below a certain maturity level. Yes, because only autistic people can do grade school math. We already have that. When they fail the trial, they're banned. If they...

That question doesn't test intelligence in any way, and is also Googleable. You can't Google the answer to an algebra question. Honestly, people, some of the older members (me) have had this idea for years, but it hasn't happened because the administration is fair weak and must be purged.

We're going to be bought by Nicalis. Obviously.

Spelling isn't a good indicator of critical thought. Short of making the captcha an essay question, all we can do is ask questions that middle school education should have covered, like basic algebra. Implementing this feature could turn into elitism very quickly, so please don't make it too...

You're dumb, this is a fetch quest, not an escort quest. It's boring and easily the worst section of the game. None of the things you listed are glitches. Cave Story is a glitch-free game, congratulations on fucking up the strongest point you had. It has so many clever tricks and jokes that it...

Motherfuckers, play Cat Mario.

Therez dis joint called cavestizzle.org, maybe you done peeped it?

Thanks for giving this game more attention than it deserves. Look forward to a similar round of advertising next year, when WaterDog is set for release.

Enemies in the beta version of Cave Story, called Puus, looked like simpler versions of Balrog. They were based on bars of soap, and Balrog is an "evolved" version of a Puu. So Blargo's design is loosely based on soap, but that doesn't mean he is soap. Balrog is not a toaster or a suitcase or...

Fuck you I still outrank you because of seniority.

You can be a cat superhero, so why doesn't everyone own this fucking game?

XD

satirizing religious zealots 2edgy4me There are musicals that aren't about religion, Dunk. (but they suck because they're musicals)

It's true, spambots and 12-year-olds aren't usually that passive-aggressive.

Polaris is a homosexual.