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These forums are MY territory! MY domain! And you WILL respect it! Understand? good

I will be the one to put you in your place.

Is there a troll here!?!?!?

Tch. My time serving you is over.

Wish granted. But my mom is 63. I wish pokemon were real

Wish granted, but the human race is too stupid to know how. I wish to.... have a group of people do... things to me

Granted, but winter is almost over. I wish for another temporary servant job.

Wish granted. I didn't get banned for the post you reported so you should be fine. I wish fore a longer rape induced coma

granted, but they have no fuel and gas is too expensive. I wish Kage was stripped of all his medals, trophies, power, followers, and respect if he ever had any.

Wished granted, but that was like 10 years from now. I wished to be raped until I fall into a coma.

Your wish is granted. You are now colorblind. I wish for... people to be more kind to me.

Your wish is granted, but I sat on it at one point. I wish for canada to explode.

Granted, but unfortunately you have created a paradox. I wish... to... hmmm.... I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

Like another low flying plane come in out of nowhere and cuts your just married wife to little tiny pieces. Til' death do you part.

Wish granted, but you live so long that you lost the ability to use your arms, legs, eyes, speech, brain, ears, and your heart and lungs. I wish the names of members would stop appearing in my dreams. ...seriously.

This happened like 2 weeks ago and I still remember it. I dreamed that I was sleeping in my bed and there is this guy in a black sweatshirt with his hood over his head so I couldn't see his face. Then I swear I heard the words "Ben Bowerman" and then it shocked me awake... Seriously.... These...

I wish for this thread to get back on topic

Wish Granted, it stopped for 5 years and then continued where it left off as if nothing happened. I wish people would stop posting at the same time. (hence: I wish for my last wish to be granted)

Wish granted, but it was wasted asking for more time. I wish for someone to comfort me...

I WANT PIKMIN 3 TO BE CREATED!!! Seriously. I loved those games.

Wish Granted, However he does not exist in this world anymore. I wish that someone would grant my last wish!

You're wish is granted, but balls are not included. I wish for nobody to come to my house, apply blunt trama to my head and thus knocking me unconcious, and then rape me.

You're wish is granted, but the tiger killed you because it was pissed that his eye was taken. Now then... I wish for all of you to release all of you're hatred upon me. Say your true feelings about me. Insult me, degrade me, emotionally scar me. Do this well enough and I will grant all of...

You know, that sounds like a great idea. Have fun. I FUCKING HATE YOU! I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SPILL ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, CUT OFF ALL OF YOUR LIMBS AND THEN SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE! I WANT TO KILL YOU SO FUCKING BADLY!!!

No. You're just mad because I was able to experience laughter like an actual human being. And yes, I laughed so much that I nearly died.