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you grossly overestimate the length of your arms, and fail to grope the figure. but then, he tosses what he was holding at you! you got a copy of blargo dx!!!!! shit yes! this is the best birthday ever. you're so glad this game is a thing that exists, and is currently stuck to your face...

You have no virtual boy in your inventory! You yell at the figure! It doesn't seem to do anything, because they're still approaching. You notice, however, that they are holding something.

I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% type 2 diabetic

you're almost certain that jumping out the window at this height would break something. try again. (the figure approaches)

even though it's the middle of september, it's still summer! you make a pitiful attempt at cooling yourself off by flapping your oversized sweater like an idiot. what do you say we open a window, huh? what a beautiful, picturesque day it is. you could not wish for better weather on such a...

their name is evil "metronome" sue. they feel as though they're being named after someone specific, however the identity of this "sue" is something they are not privy to. this being the case, they choose to simply go by "metty". your name is metty. as previously mentioned, it is your birthday...

a young avatar stands in their room. it just so happens that today, the 17th of september, 2019, is this young avatar's birthday. though it was thirteen years ago they were given life, it is only today they will be given a name! what will the name of this avatar be?

hey tyty. assuming this is a genuine account, i think it's pretty classy of you to come to the forums to apologize personally. in fact, i commend the way you're handing this situation as a whole. i will say that if you insist on saying dumb things in the future, I advise that you don't do it...

yeah, on windows insider builds. therealfinish might probably want to try using a stable version of windows 10 (idk if itll fix the issue though)

blargo needs to update the massive stone statues of me he has in his basement

im actually working on something loosely cave story related again. the only thing i can say is that if i ever finish it everyone will hate it

you think im quirky?? Lol i guess (Shy) lol am i though (blushes)

https://pdsh.fandom.com/wiki/Blargo

it sure has been a long time since i've last made a cave story mod. maybe that's for the best.

rats rats we are the rats celebrating yet another birthday bash

i never thought the next time i'd see quote on the front page of the steam store would be in a weird tetris game

Modcon gonna be good, can't wait to make blargo 2: blargoer

i finally beat CS+ in easy mode