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was it tasty

i wish my school was smart and had all the state tests together

but nope, gotta have it all spread out for some reason why not

@Parkraft123 it tasted like a microwaved baby do you really need to know the details

Schrödinger's baby?

Oh Boy should I start telling my dead baby jokes I learned from my friends? I'll start off with the least horrifying... (AHEM)

What's red, small, and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a jar of salt. (I'm so sorry)

@mckgamer dear god what the fuck

I have worse ones.

we'll take your word for it

the bad thing is that i laughed
tell more

@mckgamer wait wouldn't the baby be screaming all the time though?

@Xemous: mckgamer didn't specify what the baby did when not shaken.

@Xemous I dunno my friend told me the joke first. Alright here's another one :

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you throw it.

So you have to get a new dead baby every time? that seems horribly inefficient.

I told my friend your reply and she said "Yeah, I mean why can't you just smear it all over the wall".

Holy shit this is dark

it's not dark it's edgy

like 9/11 memes

@Xemous I remember ordering Pizza on 9/11.



Guess I shouldn't have ordered 2 plains.

Isn't that just cheese? you could have just said cheese.