If my parents get a dog, my life is as good as over. <br/>It will be like one of the Sundays of April this year all over... <br/>Just doing nothing will get me killed by a dog, just like on that day. Except that it was a close call that I managed to not get bitten or anything. <br/>Shane and dogs = not a good combo. The one would kill the other, I guess. <br/>And the fact that I have cynophobia (fear of dogs) makes it even worse. <br/>So I guess I'll cancel my mods if my parents get a dog. -_- <br/><br/><br/>I'm serious, by the way.<br/> I'll cancel my mods, take all 700-something Yu-Gi-Oh cards of mine and a list of passwords with me and run away from home if I must. <br/>I already feel like an orphan, probably due to all the punishment I got for stuff I didn't even do. And for stuff that I can't even do, like causing earthquakes. How can I even cause earthquakes?