SirGuy

(Wait... seriously. So we have two living, breathing little people in our bag, a pair of panties, lipstick, keys for just about every locked door on the entire island, all kinds of electronic gizmos, a stopwatch with no buttons, a bunch of useless medals, jars of strange substances, a jetpack created by a small man with a Mohawk, a letter of desperation from a rabbit girl who's actually supposed to be a human... This is the coolest inventory I've ever seen in my life!)
-Cave Story Walkthrough