Recent content by Simple

I figured they were implying that they had an account before their current one or whatever.

You're still mostly new and that is wonderful. But the ultimate fate of members who stay where long enough is that they become sarcastic twits.

What a sad looking avatar.

Now that is funny! ^ A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict...

Like that one? How about this one. A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge...

You get warm feelings. I insert love.

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several...

When did I ever say or even imply you would? There is something I've learn in life; that most advice people give they need to take themselves.

You receive a life-size actual Balrog on top of your head crushing you to death. I insert a copy of Super Mario Bros. 3.

I bet his real name is something common and lame like Chris, there is no way it would be as unique and awesome as Ellis or Taeler.

Mafia games are popular lately, seems kind of weird to host it on such a small forum though. However good luck to the both of you.

Who are the only two recent bans anyway? Fire and Meta? Fire got banned for what, pointing out SP's flaws and challenging him? Meta got banned for saying, "Stupid Germans"? Both of which make me lol a little.

Fonauems .