<p><span style="font-size:12px;">ChimeApple, in high hopes of 3,010 profile views, began to update his profile. However, he couldn't come to any rational conclusion as of what would be displayed on it. Pondering on the 'About Me' page, ChimeApple played VVVVVV. He had never seen the Secret Lab, the twenty trinkets seemed almost impossible to attain. A report about a new extension flashed in his hot bar. What could it be? How would he know? Questions darted inside his brain, but never did he think to open Google Chrome. He never truly figured out what it was, or how he would update his profile, but one thing was indefinite. </span><span style="font-size:12px;font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">Veni! Vidi! Vici! Easy mode unlocked! Your bitter tears... delicious! Getting Here Is Half The Fun!</span></p>
I pursue activities beyond comprehension, such as being mayor of Plushville.
No, don't jab her!
I'm no target!
Where is that "Q"?
- Yahoo! Messenger
Why are you so happy?
I had so many cleaver puns, but none were sharp enough.