Captain Fabulous

Captain Fabulous

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  • Polaris
    I've been thinking about your birthday for about a week now, but unlike WD and Hina I wasn't sure what character I could try to render in cute pixels that you'd like as a gift (it's a little sad that I don't even know if you like cute pixel things in general). I got pretty indecisive, so here I am at this late hour (having apparently missed you on Pidgin) hoping that you might enjoy a small thing from my favorite podcast! If you don't, that's fine, of course, but you may appreciate other things My Brother, My Brother and Me have to offer. Who's to know besides yourself? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCuBjMNlnVs

    I still enjoy my time with you, however humble, and as usual it just reflects on me that said time has been so limited. Happy birthday and take care of yourself, Fab. c:
    Captain Fabulous
    Captain Fabulous
    Fuck dude I wasn't even thinking about my birthday a week ago. If it weren't for people like you, I wouldn't notice it.

    Thank you for the video, I'm listening to more snippets of brotherly conversation on YouTube as we speak. Can I muster up the free time to listen to a podcast? Probably not, but at least they're funny in three-minute chunks. And don't worry about being late to Pidgin, I was only on in the morning.

    As for pixel art, yeah, I love pixel art. You could have made some pixel art of a timeless anime classic, like Sailor Moon, Initial D, or The Dark Knight Rises, and I'd have loved it. Next time you can just ask me what I like in advance, since it's impossible to tell just from reading my shitposts.

    Thanks again for the birthday gift. It's hard to give much over the internet, but any little thing counts.
    Polaris
    Polaris
    Glad that you liked them. I personally got into podcasts to have a good entertainment option while doing things like dishes or ballrooms. :>

    Sailor Moon would have been perfect...I guess that was my error, really, since you have a fairly high silliness to seriousness ratio. I can't always derive things indirectly - a simple, direct question or two could go a long way in the future. Maybe the result of that lesson will come sooner rather than later, we'll see.

    In any case, little things are all I have left, nowadays, and I'm happy to know that they can still have an effect~
    WoodenRat
    you still alive nigga?
    Captain Fabulous
    Captain Fabulous
    No this is Fab's brother, he left his CSTSF account to me in his will. He was the shitposter these forums deserved, and I'll do anything I can to continue his legacy.
    WoodenRat
    WoodenRat
    of course, I read it in the news. canadian man dies in cuckold accident. alas, he was a good man. but no one's immune to getting cucked LEL GET CUCKED M8
    Captain Fabulous
    Captain Fabulous
    it's how he would have liked to go
    Nothing
    I can't believe you still have that avatar..
    Captain Fabulous
    Captain Fabulous
    My avatar's not very old. Do you mean the one that's my face? If so, you should delete your browser's cache, because I changed my avatar about three months ago.
    If you're talking about this Gardevoir abomination, I'm sorry for exposing you to it for so long.
    Nothing
    Nothing
    The latter.
    CookedChef
    CookedChef
    it looks kinda like the gen 3 protagonist to me
    Captain Fabulous
    I've been trying to kill the same titanite demon for over two hours now. Why am I playing this game a third time if I'm so bad at it.
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    SeasonsOfDestiny
    SeasonsOfDestiny
    Out of curiosity, which one was it?
    Captain Fabulous
    Captain Fabulous
    Sen's Fortress, fall off the first bridge, room to the left with two titanite faggots. Couldn't kill the first one. Finally realized that I can always come back at level 90 and fuck him right in the pussy.
    SeasonsOfDestiny
    SeasonsOfDestiny
    Oh right, those. I suspected it was the one around where you fight Solaire if you fuck up or the one in Anor Londo. Those were a pain in the dick to fight.
    Captain Fabulous
    I WILL NOT BE RELEASING MY MOD UNTIL ALL OF THE ANTI-SHITPOSTERS HAVE LEFT THE FORUMS. I WANT RECOGNITION FOR MY DEDICATION TO SHITPOSTS.
    SuperJaws100
    SuperJaws100
    Someone should make a mod of CS that basically just replaces all the dialogue with shitposts.
    Noxid
    Noxid
    noxid story already exists
    Serri
    Serri
    Noxid Story 2 is better, imo
    Captain Fabulous
    I went and followed a bunch of people and then realized that I'm going to spend half my time reading the new profile posts queue anyway.
    Polaris
    Polaris
    It's nice to start the day with "Captain Fabulous is now following you", though!
    Captain Fabulous
    Captain Fabulous
    yes, looking forward to how you adapt to 140 characters
    Polaris
    Polaris
    Yeah, it's gonna be super fun :v

    I hope that Andwhy can change that later!
    ShinyElectricBlueTiger
    You disgust me. I have never met, in the nearly four memes I've been on these memes, another meme as absolutely despicable as you. You're a meme. The only thing you fucking care about is how good /you/ look, and to maintain your meme you meme you hide your memes and censor anyone trying to point out memes, even if they're being constructive. Well, let me tell you, every meme you pull sure as hell maintains your meme. You're too much of a fucking meme to even apologize to The Lord of all Memes. You antagonized him more than anyone else, but while everyone in MemeChat was talking about how you were terrible, I memed you. I said, "How could he know how much this genuinely bothers The Lord of All Memes?" People understood my meme, and they let you be. But then you made another meme, The Lord of All Memes asked you to stop, and I, for the sake of everyone involved, told you that he legitimately wanted you to stop. What did you do? You memed my comment, and made some shitty meme. Then after I pointed out how stupid that was, you memed the whole goddamn memeboard. You still haven't even apologized to The Lord of All Memes. Don't bother memeing this meme, by the way. It's saved, and I and the rest of my memelords will continue sending memes to you until you stop being such a meme and reply.
    Captain Fabulous
    Captain Fabulous
    What the fuck are you doing in my fucking swamp, you little farquaad? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the brogres, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your anus, and have ogre 300 confirmed layers. I am trained in making early 2000's pop cultural references, and am the top ogre in the entire far far away armed forces. You are nothing to me but another Drek. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which have never been seen in Dreamworks, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that dreck to me over the swamp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fairy tale creatures across Far Far Away and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Farquaad. The storm that will end your fucking life. It's fucking ogre, Donkey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare asscheeks. Not only am I shrextensively trained in onionade combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fairy Godmothers Factory and I will use it to its full shrextent to wipe your miserable little ass of of the face of mah swamp, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Rumpelstiltskin. I will shrek fury all ogre you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Pinocchio.
    Weetsy
    Weetsy
    ................................LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Fatih
    Fatih
    FUCKING LOST
    Noxid
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