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Apr 23, 2011 at 8:36 PM
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What is this? Well, these are small little tiny mini gnomish dwarfish games that I make. The production of these games may come out frequently,
since they take only a day to make. So, I'm guessing that every week will have a new game, which is nice, I suppose?

THIS WEEKS GAME!
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Starting for the upcoming week, this week's game is Nigger Sniper. Play as cyborg African-american Jamal Alchovich, programmed to fight against the Nazi armies during WWII,
but then reprogrammed to kill only the whitest of the white american / french / British races. The game is really simple, just don't shoot the black folks!

Download Nigger Sniper Today!
 
Apr 24, 2011 at 12:28 AM
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the game is entitled Nigger Sniper AND YET! YOU LOSE BY SNIPING NIGGERS!
 
Apr 24, 2011 at 12:30 AM
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WoodenRat said:
the game is entitled Nigger Sniper AND YET! YOU LOSE BY SNIPING NIGGERS!

You play as a Sniper who is a nigger. O:
 
Apr 24, 2011 at 12:53 AM
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Apr 24, 2011 at 12:57 AM
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The true racist being is Jamal Alchovich, he hates every race except for blacks and germans!
 
Apr 24, 2011 at 2:26 PM
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I can never seem to get more than 0 points...
 
Apr 24, 2011 at 2:32 PM
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Uncy Dave said:
I can never seem to get more than 0 points...

Ohoho!

This game is a piece of art
 
Apr 25, 2011 at 1:58 AM
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Any game where you lose for shooting niggers is poorly designed.
 
Apr 25, 2011 at 3:19 AM
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As much fun and hilarious to most of us that would be, people would bawwww and make him take it off, despite the fact that I'm pretty darn sure the majority, if not nearly all of us, are white. I'm surprised nobody has piped up yet for the n word, actually.
 
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I'm surprised nobody has piped up yet for the n word, actually.
If nobody's said anything by now, they're not going to. I'm pretty sure none of us are actually racist, anyway (aside from Ryuouutan).
 
Apr 25, 2011 at 6:55 AM
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As simple as this game is, it's got me asking, "Who reprogrammed Jamal Alchovich?".
 
Apr 25, 2011 at 7:07 AM
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My only problem is the title.

If you're a cattle rancher, you ranch cattle.
It you're cat food, you're food for cats.
If you're a toothbrush, you're a brush for teeth.
If you're a nigger sniper, you snipe niggers.

Change it to sniper nigger and we'll be fine.
 
Apr 25, 2011 at 7:36 AM
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Dude, I can't thank you enough for making this. Just think, it spawned from some random shit me and you started making up in Skype one day. Who knows what other epic shit we can come up with lol
 
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cultr1 said:
My only problem is the title.

If you're a cattle rancher, you ranch cattle.
It you're cat food, you're food for cats.
If you're a toothbrush, you're a brush for teeth.
If you're a nigger sniper, you snipe niggers.

Change it to sniper nigger and we'll be fine.

Sniper Nigger just doesn't sound right. Jamal used to be an american cyborg known as ADAM, created as an early prototype to snipe black people. However, years later towards the 1940's, he was reprogrammed to fight against the Nazis, but first he was sent to a testing chamber for his sniping skills. While in this chamber, a pipe which contained black paint broke from malfunctioning purposes, and it so happened that ADAM was below this pipe. By then, his whole entire Artificial skin was recolored to a very dark black, later named as "Jamal, the almighty nigger".

When he was sent to Nazi Germany, he was greeted by an ambush of very strong robotic nazi robots, soon to blow the ever living fuck out of him. While he was destroyed, Hitler gathered his remains, and rebuilt him to kill any race besides the Germans. However, during the process, Jamal's sight configuration chip drastically changed his eyesight, making him have a double hatred for black people. Butt while this chip was fucked up, he sees black people as white folk, so he shoots them instead, assuming that they are the niggers, which is true. Who are the black people then? Well.. You may have to find out in:


NIGGER SNIPER 2 - VENGEANCE​
 
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Black people wore top hats and monocles in the 40's?
 
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Black people wore top hats and monocles in the 40's?

His fucked up vision makes the niggers' attire equivalent to the white races, not only their skin.
 
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This isn't racist unless nigger is used in a certain context. Here's a perfectly good example:
 
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Bump much?

Also ral I want to see more games. I know you've been working on them.
 
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Lace said:
Bump much?

Also ral I want to see more games. I know you've been working on them.

Oh shit. All I saw was that the thread was near the top, and I forgot most threads in this section are old ones that were moved. But also there should have been an update to the thread promising them weekly.
 
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