Shoelace - Velcro sucks, and previous versions of shoelaces suck compared to the new versions, which causes people to make better shoelaces, and this carries on till theres 34893758937million re-inventions of the shoelace.
Necktie - 'Neck' was added to it because people did not know where to tie it onto
Ironing Iron - Because Ironing Irons are now made of steel, not iron
Shirt - Because there can never be enough of them in the world
High-heels - More people nowadays are vertically challenged
Statues - A statue for every deceased person. Death-rate in today's world is pretty high now.
Nuke Bomb - To make the death-rate in today's world pretty high now.
Bunny Costume - DUnno.
Awesome - Because the definition of fail is changed everytime someone examplifies it, and therefore the definition of awesome has to change along with it.
And you've just read a whole load of crap. TOO BAD.
