What do you think the real reason why Jack wears glasses is?

What do you think is the real reason why Jack wears glasses?

  • He's a nerd and has to wear the obligatory eyewear

  • He got his eyes shot out in the war

  • He's a gay-ass hipster who's wearing them just because they look cool

  • He faps a lot

  • The glasses are actually bolted onto his head, meaning that he's a robot

  • He's literally begging to be shipped with King

  • They help to differentiate his appearance from Toroko's

  • Girls find him irresistibly hot with them

  • He's practicing his Filburt impression

  • Other...

  • He secretly wants to become the next Doctor

  • He gouged his eyes out with freshly picked carrots after reading Twilight


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Sep 29, 2015 at 10:50 PM
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He has a Jack fetish.
 
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