The most frustrating game ever

Nov 2, 2010 at 2:50 PM
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Haha, I discovered this game a while ago. It is crazy, but if you get a good rhythm going then it's possible to make the guy go.

Best Score:
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Nov 2, 2010 at 6:04 PM
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My highscore is 7,8m and then I
flipped and fell on my head... ouch........

Anyways, nice game... All you need is q and w, and then just make yourself slide slow bits over the ground. Always works! (and I only tried 6 times :D !)

Also once, this happened: | / _
was forking lollish to see it happen!
 
Nov 2, 2010 at 7:04 PM
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God I found this game like half a year ago. I hate it. Somehow I knew it was this game before I even opened to see what it was.
 
Nov 2, 2010 at 7:59 PM
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It's easy if you just slide with Q and W, but it's a lot more fun if you try to actually run. Or even walk. It's a great game, I've had this idea in my head for quite a while now and I'm happy someone decided to make a game about this.
 
Nov 2, 2010 at 8:44 PM
Um... Chosen One? Yeah that'll work. : P
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I got -1.1 meters.
 
Nov 2, 2010 at 8:52 PM
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Nov 2, 2010 at 9:05 PM
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I've gotten pretty high before. It's actually not too bad of a game once you figure out how to do it; which involves dragging yourself across the track.

Also:

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Nov 2, 2010 at 10:47 PM
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12 METERS FUCK YEAH
 
Nov 2, 2010 at 11:13 PM
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Using all 4 keys is pretty hard, I couldn't get past 5m with the normal running method.

I got 40.8m with only QW, but then the guy is just crawling on the ground using his kneecaps.
 
Nov 2, 2010 at 11:15 PM
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There's a surprise at 50m
 
Nov 3, 2010 at 12:27 AM
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I got 7.4 meters by hopping (using Q with P and W with O).
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Nov 3, 2010 at 3:02 AM
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Nov 3, 2010 at 3:05 AM
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Noxid said:
There's a surprise at 50m

You're just totally milking this, you know that, right?

xD
 
Feb 5, 2011 at 4:54 AM
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Feb 5, 2011 at 10:25 AM
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I can run, not walk, not crawl but run 50 metres in that game. Thank God it wasn't written in feet.
 
Feb 5, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Hax on....Hax off....
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This is simply amazing. Surely it took a genius to come up with this.

It almost makes me take the ability to run without so much though for granted.
 
Feb 5, 2011 at 4:09 PM
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A friend of mine got over 100m I think.
 
Feb 5, 2011 at 4:28 PM
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86.4m using QW

I just went like

qwwwqwqwwwqwwqwwqwwqwqwwwqwqwwwqwwwqwwqwwqw

to the beat of the Mexican hat song. You can just push the hurdle along.
 
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