The Community-driven Cave Story Fanfic

curly brace killed the doctor easily but then gets teleported by AnOtHeR mYsTeRiOuS fOrCe
oh, and 5 years passed. quote is now not depressed.

 

and then 69 years passed and quote and curly are not aged because they robostuff and balrog is masturbating to pics of misery (I do the same tbh)

 

Spoiler: off-topic

are we seriously the only people running this thread? we really should not be those people.

 

Lol then balrog ejvgfinqurvn

 

Spoiler: Off-Topic 2: The Return of the Irrelevancy

i will fucking explode

 

Then balrog said the n word and curly turned black

 

curly brace realized that balrog was the one who found a funny rectangular hat on the ground with a crystal
without thinking she fought balrog and then got teleported somewhere in the sky
CurlyBrace fell from a high place.

 

Then Balrog was slain by wolf

 

Then Quote gets depressed over losing his friends that had his back for 69 years.

 

quote resets the universe because there really was nothing to do now

 

The events of Cave Story play out and Quote is glad that he is with Misery again,

 

Yet another mysterious force said to itself "I am going to make sure that Quote will never be happy." It started by throwing Misery into a lower plane of existence.

 

cringe

 

But then the unknown force forgot what Misery can do,

She flies from the lower pane of existance and challenge this unknown force herself.

 

the unknown force turned misery into a hot dog before she did anything
to this day, the hot dog still complains about how the unknown force cheated or whatever idk

 

Mickey Mouse appears and does this to Misery Hot Dog:

Spoiler: Implied NSFW

mickey beats his meat

not my proudest fap

www.youtube.com

 

quote is actually unbothered and decides that he should start using swords

 

Cue training montage.