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Mar 24, 2019 at 2:35 AM
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Little did XanderMartin know, Cool Fat Guy is the savior of the Island in the hit 2004 tv show Lost! He can easily come back to life no matter what! He brings his entire group from Lost to join the fight!
From a distance meanwhile, Kanpachi traps Boye in a state of silence...he may not talk for 3 messages.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 2:39 AM
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But even a savior cannot stop XanderMartin, who can bend reality (and by extension, reality TV) at will. Xander decimates his entire group, and asks if cool fat guy has any last words. He does. "Guess who just got distracted long enough for Pixel and Quote to bust out of your group of baddies like total cool dudes!"

Xander screams, and looks back at where Quote and Amaya are being held, but they are still trapped. Cool Fat Guy says "gotcha!" and sends the two of them all of his power in a beam. Quote and Amaya are powered up, and ready to fight Xander.

Meanwhile, Kanpachi collapses, having accidentally touched the book Boye was carrying. The book flies to Xander's hand, and the fight really begins.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 2:56 AM
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Meanwhile in the Doctor's Lair:
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 3:02 AM
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The Doctor, from his remote lair, launches 16 Xander missiles directly to the fight, decimating the mountainside and everyone on it, aside from the three fighters. They're all launched into the depths of space, and continue their fight there, while the entire planet earth below is destroyed for no apparent reason other than it looking cool.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 3:05 AM
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I attempt to steal Xander's notebook, but I only tear an unused page.
With the page I got, I write:
Chako rapes Xander to death.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 3:11 AM
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but boye had already died on earth in the explosion, meaning only one thing. it was a ruse to distract pixel and quote. both boye and chako disappear, and Xander slams his foot into the distracted Quote's face! Pixel pushes Xander away, and decides it's time to end this fight once and for all. He summons his lightspeed bicycle, and turns to Quote. "Quote, I know this may seem strange, but whenever you come into doubt, only ask one question. What would Pixel do!?" And with that, Pixel was off, riding his bike at the speed of light across the universe until finally slamming into Xander!

But Xander did not die, even though he was severely weakened, and his notebook was flung across the stars. For he had an extra page hidden in his underwear! He takes it out, and writes the following:

next person says what he writes
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 3:13 AM
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My spirit posesses a wayward dog.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 3:22 AM
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and so, Xander's mind is sent into the nearbye space dog's body, and his current one self destructs, destroying Amaya in the process. Quote screams out, for his god is dead. and coming towards him is a space dog inside a giant rocket, holding Xander's notebook. He writes himself back into his former form, and Quote has a mental breakdown, before the words of the mighty Amaya rattle in his head. "What would Pixel do?"

Quote realized that Pixel was not Amaya's true name. Quote realized that Pixel was an idea. The ideal game developer. The ideal creator. Completely alone, drifting through the stars. Quote decided it was his time, to use the power Amaya gave him, and reshape the reality that he had created. Xander rushed at Quote, and Quote grabbed his fist.

"Omae wa, mou shinderui! This story was already over. Why add more!? You can write your own book for all I care!! This is my reality, so STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!!!!!"
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And with one final blast, XanderMartin dies instantly, and reality is restored to how it was. No Xander, no notebook, no wacky shenanigans, just Quote, Curly, and Balrog, living on a faraway mountainside.

The End.

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Mar 24, 2019 at 3:28 AM
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but then in a sudden twist a end credits scene where its now known that ballos is actually hank hill as a teaser for indie game infinity war
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 3:31 AM
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boye when is the sequel to this thread
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 3:35 AM
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Save Cory Baxter 2: Return of Ballos and Tyrone Rodriguez with mimigas and robots and scientist and a witch.
 
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Mar 24, 2019 at 3:40 AM
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episode 2 should focus on Sue and a group of baddies trying to ressurect xander
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 1:05 PM
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There won't be a sequel afaik. The thread will just continue.

CHAPTER II
After the Battle
The Doctor makes Xander's spirit possess a Mimiga.
Also, all the people who died in the battle get revived.
 
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Mar 24, 2019 at 2:00 PM
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but they are revived as evil xander clones of their former selves, who wish to ressurect him in his old body at all costs!
quote and curly have no idea this is going on because they think they saved the universe again
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 2:12 PM
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Along with Xander, Xander's notebook reappears.
With that event, the battle restarts.
 
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Mar 24, 2019 at 4:14 PM
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can someone summarize everything thats happened im confused
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 4:51 PM
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Than the Eggfish killed everything in his way.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 6:04 PM
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Aaand Xander dies again, but his notebook remains.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 8:10 PM
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And quote yells "ah I am spiderman"
 
Mar 25, 2019 at 7:02 PM
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Is this discussion dead?
 
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