The Community-driven Cave Story Fanfic

Mar 24, 2019 at 1:19 AM
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Mar 24, 2019 at 1:28 AM
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Meanwhile, Quote yeets out the window.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 1:31 AM
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quote lands on a duck takes it to the hospital
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 1:32 AM
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Than the duck turns into the Nemesis.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 1:42 AM
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Than Quote grabs the nemesis.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 1:43 AM
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quote goes to hell again and meets the doom guy
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 1:46 AM
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doom guy takes his helmet off he is also quote
 
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Mar 24, 2019 at 2:04 AM
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then in an epic turn of events, the camera pans from quote to doom guy quote, spinning between the two, going faster and faster, until the only thing that appears is a blinding light. A vision from God!! After a trippy Gainax sequence, it is revealed that Quote was in fact dreaming this whole time. He awakens from his slumber, in his bed on the mountainside with Curly and Balrog. Quote, in cold sweat, runs outside in the dark of night, and he sees it. A man in a robe holding a book. But that is no man.

It is the evil XanderMartin, the evil god of fanfiction. The music swells. Daisuke Amaya smashes down from the sky to assist. The time is now, for a battle between gods.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 2:07 AM
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Suddenly, as if from a dream, Blue Curly, Bow Kid, Hat Kid, Steve & Alex from Minecraft, BLink, and Sans from undertale join Daisuke's side. This truly will be the battle that decides the fate of the universe, once and for all.
 
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Mar 24, 2019 at 2:10 AM
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But Xandermartin is strong. All 8 of the new combatents rush at Xandermartin, but he dodges and blocks every attack effortlessly, then he opens his book, and writes down a single phrase. "Steve and Sans are in love and kiss eachother nonstop"

The two mentioned combatents stop in their tracks and immediately begin making out to everyone's disgust. Xander has the ability to rewrite reality itself!
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 2:17 AM
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by touching the book, cool fat dude has every fanfiction xandermartin's ever written play out in his head. he instantly has a seizure, and xander grabs the book again, before blocking a few attacks from BLink and Bow Kid and knocking the two out.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 2:19 AM
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Stop right there! Says Peter Griffin from Family Guy! Peter, being ultra powerful, revives cool fat guy, and cool fat guy is stronger than ever!
Meanwhile, Kanpachi looms in the distance...waiting for the moment to strike!
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 2:22 AM
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Shaggy comes into the room and tries to use 6% of his power to kill XanderMartin.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 2:25 AM
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Xander has had enough of dealing with hordes of enemies, so he grabs his pen, and writes!
"everyone gets a foot fetish for my feet"
Everyone immediately collapses due to the sheer pain. They instantly love Xander's feet but their bodies know it is wrong on an intuitive level, so they begin to collapse and enter a state of quantum breakdown. Cool fat guy, before he fully dissolves, screams one final warning: "Destroy the book! It's Xander's doing! All the crazy shenanigans and this whole plot that doesnt make sense! Pixel is the one who woke you from the dream, Quote! You have to win!!"

Studio Pixel, Daisuke Amaya, being the only one not affected by the book, sends Quote half of his power so he does not die like the rest. The two of them lunge at Xander.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 2:28 AM
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I grab the notebook from Xander for future use.
Yes, I'm still in the fanfic.
Also, I know that self inserts are a bad idea.
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 2:32 AM
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curly loses her memory again x2 and goes on a quest to find the meaning of life
 
Mar 24, 2019 at 2:32 AM
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Everyone is confused as to how boye appeared and took the notebook, because he was only part of Quote's dream. Xander then reveals his master plan. By having Quote's dream last so long, he can now bring things from the dream into the real world. His army of darkness appears gradually, and surrounds Quote and Amaya. Boye laughs, and he and Xander watch the two get demolished, or so it seems.
 
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