Kazuma: Gay for Quote?

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Jun 26, 2009 at 2:56 AM
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Ever since I first played the game, I concluded that Kazuma is gay for Quote. Call it grasping at straws, but the way he comments on how "well built" and the like just do it for me. And just imagine the wonders of what would happen with Ending 1 when they fly away together.

Plus, it's pretty damn sexy.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 2:57 AM
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Well, I'd like to say this is incredibly disturbing but that wouldn't be fair. So I'm just going to disagree with you. However, you seem to find a sexual relationship in everything, which would make you fit right in with some of the members here. Welcome to the forums.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 3:02 AM
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I call it grasping at straws covered in lotion. We Rufufians like to call them Vweepers because that's the sound you make when you slip off of them.

...Too much information?
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 3:09 AM
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And that, dear children, is what scientists call "pretty fucked up".
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 3:14 AM
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Hey, it's not like Jacob hasn't said creepier things, only they were straight.
Not saying Jacob isn't fucked up, but give the /b/tard a chance.
I assumed Kazuma said Quote was well-built because Kazuma knows stuff about science. He's wearing a lab coat, using computers, and... hatching... eggs.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 3:20 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
Well, I'd like to say this is incredibly disturbing but that wouldn't be fair. So I'm just going to disagree with you. However, you seem to find a sexual relationship in everything, which would make you fit right in with some of the members here. Welcome to the forums.

Haha. Well, I'm glad that my homosexual robot/scientist theories are supported alongside the furry ones.

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Hey, it's not like Jacob hasn't said creepier things, only they were straight.
Not saying Jacob isn't fucked up, but give the /b/tard a chance.
I assumed Kazuma said Quote was well-built because Kazuma knows stuff about science. He's wearing a lab coat, using computers, and... hatching... eggs.

Another /b/tard you say? That ought to be fun.

Anyway, back on topic: I assumed that was the main reason why he was calling him 'well built', but at the same time it just gave me certain vibes. Along with the way he calls him 'young man' and whathaveyou. Sure, this could mean Kazuma is just a proper gent, but I like my theory better because...just because.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 3:36 AM
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It's certainly an interesting theory. I'm not going to make fun of it, since I'm all like "King is a crackhead". And who knows, maybe being locked in a cell with Booster made Kazuma... um, I'll leave that fantasy up to you.
And I was making fun of your name when I said "/b/tard". Seriously, no one's going to take you seriously if you have Desu in your name.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 3:40 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
It's certainly an interesting theory. I'm not going to make fun of it, since I'm all like "King is a crackhead". And who knows, maybe being locked in a cell with Booster made Kazuma... um, I'll leave that fantasy up to you.
And I was making fun of your name when I said "/b/tard". Seriously, no one's going to take you seriously if you have Desu in your name.

Men do have their needs I suppose.

And as far as my name goes, ah well. I'll let them think what they think. I don't go on there much anymore anyway, but hey, I don't really care what my impression will be on people.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 3:46 AM
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I think one Jacob is all we need. Just let him be gay, you don't have to corrupt him (further?).
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 3:48 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
I think one Jacob is all we need. Just let him be gay, you don't have to corrupt him (further?).

Oh I have those rape theories too, believe me. Just not as much as Jacob I would guess. But I am very corrupt as it is.

Also....

I'm a girl
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 3:50 AM
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*Pops up out of no where*

DA DA BUM!
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 3:51 AM
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But
There are no girls on the internet.
Sorry, it's just easier for me to write "him" than "him or her", and "it" is reserved for whyme.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 3:54 AM
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I suppose I should get back to the kitchen then.

Naw, it's perfectly fine.


Anyway, yeah. Kazuma makes Quote's software turn into hardware.
 
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I don't even know how to reply to that, it's so full of win.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 4:39 AM
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You were fine when she was a guy. This forum is a total sausage fest anyway, we need less Y chromosomes. Granted, less yaoi would be cool too, but whatever.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 4:52 AM
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JacobX891 said:
Oh sh*t, Yaoi fangirls. Everybody hit the deck!

Actually I can't stand yaoi fangirls myself. I'll like yaoi on occasion, but I prefer hetero. Seriously. Yaoi ruins my hentai hunts. But shota...that's a whole 'nother story.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 4:58 AM
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Alright then time to get back on topic and not get banned. Alright.
Come to think of it, who isn't gay for Quote?
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 5:07 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
Alright then time to get back on topic and not get banned. Alright.
Come to think of it, who isn't gay for Quote?

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that....

And nobody. He's like a robot Bridget or something.

I bet even the Doctor himself is gay for quote.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 5:11 AM
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MOAR EROTICA.
No. This thread is going downhill fast (mostly because of me).
Ah, what the hell.
"Good thing you caught us with your Sky Dragon, Kazuma!"
"I could somehow sense you were going to fall-- Quote?"
"Yes?"
"Why are you poking me?"
"That's not my finger."
"..."
"..."
"Sue, look over there at that cloud!"

See, that's why I leave the erotica up to T-Jack.
 
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