Idea for a movie.

May 18, 2009 at 6:59 AM
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A bro who is a huge superstar who plays rugby underwater travels through time with his giant sword wielding drunken karate master. In this new strange land he first befriends A hot 16 year old mechanic, A Jamaican amateur underwater rugby player, a gothic witch with huge fucking tits, one of the blue monkeys from the wizard of oz and a high priestess of the worlds biggest religion.

He then makes it his only goal to destroy the worlds religion and to fuck it's high priestess, and he'll accomplish this task by killing his superstar time traveling father who has been turned into some sort of giant flying whale.

After he does this he kills god and gets the girl, and he realizes he never existed any ways.
 
May 20, 2009 at 2:28 AM
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*Shrugs*

Heh, Eye of the Beholder, I suppose...
 
May 20, 2009 at 2:29 AM
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Fuck off, you weeaboo niggerfaggot.
 
May 20, 2009 at 2:31 AM
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Heh

VoidMage_Lowell said:
Heh, Eye of the Beholder, I suppose...
^.^
 
May 20, 2009 at 2:33 AM
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Heh

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What does a pile of sticks have to do with anything?
 
May 20, 2009 at 2:35 AM
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Since when in the nigger-loving godfucks did a synonym for 'homosexual' have anything to do with sticks?
 
May 20, 2009 at 2:37 AM
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Heh

Sue Sakamoto said:
Since when in the nigger-loving godfucks did a synonym for 'homosexual' have anything to do with sticks?
No, you mean "Slang"
Wher did u lurn ur grammerz, dood?
 
May 20, 2009 at 2:45 AM
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Obviously somewhere much more sophisticated than where you learned yours.
Let me grade your sentence, starting at 100%, if you don't mind.
"Wher"
Not a word. -14%
"u"
Also not a word. -14%
"lurn"
Again, not a real word. -14%
"ur"
Not in any dictionary I've ever heard of. -14%
"grammerz"
You failed at realizing that the plural of "grammar" is "grammar".
There are no e's or z's. -14%
"dood"
I don't think I even need to explain why this is unacceptable. -14%

You only got 16% of the sentence right.
That's an F, see me after class.
 
May 20, 2009 at 2:47 AM
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Oh Jeeze

Sue Sakamoto said:
Obviously somewhere much more sophisticated than where you learned yours.
Let me grade your sentence, starting at 100%, if you don't mind.
"Wher"
Not a word. -14%
"u"
Also not a word. -14%
"lurn"
Again, not a real word. -14%
"ur"
Not in any dictionary I've ever heard of. -14%
"grammerz"
You failed at realizing that the plural of "grammar" is "grammar".
There are no e's or z's. -14%
"dood"
I don't think I even need to explain why this is unacceptable. -14%

You only got 16% of the sentence right.
That's an F, see me after class.
Oh jeeze, guess I should of studied.
*Shrugs*
Too bad I'm skipping your class for the rest of the year =D
{Which is less than 2 weeks}
Besides, you were a horrible teacher
You didn't notice I spelt Grammar with an "E" {Grammer}
=P
 
May 20, 2009 at 2:53 AM
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I did, you obviously didn't see the part that said "there are no e's or z's".
You're a disgrace.
 
May 20, 2009 at 2:55 AM
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=O

Sue Sakamoto said:
I did, you obviously didn't see the part that said "there are no e's or z's".
You're a disgrace.
Or, you ser, need to write clearly!
You're crow's-hand hurts my eyes!!
Another reason you're such a horrible teacher D=!
 
May 20, 2009 at 3:00 AM
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I get paid to troll you, not to try to reason with you and your horrible grammar.
 
May 20, 2009 at 3:01 AM
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Pics or what didn't happen?
 
May 20, 2009 at 3:05 AM
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What?

Sue Sakamoto said:
I get paid to troll you, not to try to reason with you and your horrible grammar.
You're....Trolling me...?
Troll as in the Green-skin monster-thingies...?
......
....Can you "Deer" someone, then?
Or how about "Penguin"?
You're Penguining people on the interwebs?!
 
May 20, 2009 at 3:14 AM
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=D

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You're fucking stupid.
You mean I'm "Walrusing stupid"
:D
 
May 20, 2009 at 3:15 AM
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Nobody will ever love you, you will die alone.
Just do the world a favor and kill yourself.
 
May 20, 2009 at 3:16 AM
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..D'=

Sue Sakamoto said:
Nobody will ever love you, you will die alone.
Just do the world a favor and kill yourself.
But...
But...
...
I love me...
:D
 
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