I think Its about time I left so goodbye

Or not...

Perhaps I just wanted to get your hopes up and then crush them for my amusement.

No I do not plan on leaving until... oh I dont know..

Maybe around to the time I meet my demise...

which is perhaps in ten years...

 

I sez Goodbye!
wait, this is just a cruel trick, aint it.

 

I laugh at you

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(no lowerize)

 

Most obvious trap on this forum ever.