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Aug 10, 2012 at 4:21 PM
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Psh. Do you even lift, Magicdoors? I bet a little pussy like you just spends his time at the gym doing curls or cardio, when you could be doing squats and shapng your glutes.
Aug 10, 2012 at 9:53 PM
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That's not a light weight he's lifting, there. Not light at all. I find this one to be pretty impressive, too, even if it was filmed with a toaster.
Aug 11, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Or I could just not go to the gym at all.
Aug 11, 2012 at 5:36 PM
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Bro I was joking...again D:
Aug 11, 2012 at 11:14 PM
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say that to my face fucker not online see what happens i can bench press 350 no problem and when i'm at the beach i get all the biches
Aug 11, 2012 at 11:50 PM
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Have fun with that.
Aug 12, 2012 at 2:27 AM
Aug 12, 2012 at 2:37 AM
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Did you get a lobotomy in the last 3 days or something
It's like you're determined to not get any jokes
Aug 12, 2012 at 3:59 AM
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u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap about bein a killer marine n ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer bait ill fuckin destroy u mate
Aug 12, 2012 at 4:51 AM
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Aug 12, 2012 at 5:16 AM
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i could tell you what town she lives in if that would speed up your search
Aug 12, 2012 at 5:40 AM
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Fixed to make it more apt to this forum.