Cave Story Tribute Site Forums the Forum Game on the Cave Story Tribute Site Forums

Or, if you prefer, the CSTSFFGCSTSF.
This game was thought up by the brilliant mastermind known as windsofwinds. You may have heard of him.

This is the original text from the rules. It may be hard to read, but read through it all, it's an important piece of required reading to play this game.

I've somewhat tweaked the rules. Rule numbers 1 and 2 are the most important. Well, and 0.
0. The real mods and admins are even more right than dunc and windy. Please don't ban me for this thread, by the way
1. Windy and dunc are always right.
2. If windy and/or dunc are wrong, consult rule number 1.
3. If you get banned, you have to create an alternate account IN THE GAME. Please don't make real alts for this, it might get me in trouble. And you too, obviously.
4. Tell me you're playing and your ingame username in this thread before you make a command, it will make this so much easier for windy and I.
5. Imagine you're actually on the CSTSF when you're playing. Don't double post ingame, the ingame staff will get mad at you.
6. Occasionally there will be an IP check, in which any amount of alts could be banned.
7. You may have any amount of alts as you want, just be careful, the more you have, the more chance you have of being caught.
And that's it! I'll finish off this post with the opening roleplaying thigny.
Oh and also italics are not necessary.

You are a part of a wave of new members to the FCSTSF(Fake Cave Story Tribute Site Forums). The older members are preparing themselves, ready to shame you if you do not prove your worth. What do you do?

 

Yes.

 

Can we use anonymity software inside the game to avoid IP bans?

 

Put the source code in your post and go right ahead.

 

I want this one: https://gitweb.torproject.org/tor.git

 

Sure I'll join but I'm not quite sure what we're actually supposed to do.
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MagikkuDoors:

>Fireball Dunc?

 

Username: Mr. Freeze
Password: *******

I want to go to the Scary Library to get fireballed so that I can get the 'who Transcended Death' title.

 

Mr. Freeze enters the Scary Library to get fireballed. Unfortunately, the fireballer, MagikkuDoors, has already left to find and fireball the elusive member known as Dunc. This rare species has only ever been seen once, for one day. However, Shane, in Super-Inhuman form, comes and hits Mr. Freeze with an Iceball. Now Mr. Freeze has been frozen!
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On the way to fireball Dunc, MagikkuDoors encounters the one known as DoubleThink. He sees MagikkuDoors trying to fight him, and gives him an infraction.
1 warning point.

 

MagikkuDoors
>Fireball DoubleThink

 

Imma throw a boomerang at this member

You got banned, Restart?
Yes/No?

 

Lol.

I write a spambot!

import web
import type
registered = isRegistered("http://www.cavestory.org/forums/index.php")
if not registered
openWebBrowser("http://www.cavestory.org/forums/index.php")
getLink("Register").click()
submit("username", "LOL")
submit("password", "hi")
else
sub integers(x)
return x
end
y = list(integers)
for each i of y.sliceToEnd(1000)
post({"threadname": "DERP" + string(i), "threadbody": "LOLOLOLOL RICKROLL RICKROLL RICKROLL"})
end
end

 

Yeah I'll continue
I guess assaulting an admin is a good way to get banned

My alt name can be carrotl0rd.

My first act is to spam and blame it stylishly on the real carrotlord.

 

I don't exist as Carrotlord in this game. I am PixelNoxid Mr. Freeze.

 

Just because you aren't Carrotlord doesn't mean he doesn't exist.
Anyways, the spambot has been banned. The staff has no way of knowing it was yours.
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carrotl0rd has been banned.
"Honestly, it's as if these people think we're idiots or something. Also they were an alt of Lunarrusold." ~Noxid
You got banned, Restart?
Yes/No?

You currently are the only person to have been banned every time they do something.
Congraturation!

 

Hmmmmmmm...
Second alt shall be WhiteRaven. I shall work for peace on the forum and as such make a thread about a mod made by me about working for peace on the forums and ask for everyone to help with this new awesome idea.

 

The members ridicule and ask you how you know that the forums need peace. One asks DoubleThink to perform an IP check on you.

You got banned, Restart?
Yes/No?

 

I would join, as I'm trying to get like, involved. Although the rules were somewhat hard to understand for me. Can you further explain? This looks really fun.

 

Okay so.
You are a new member on the fake forums. (This shouldn't be too hard for you to understand.)
Do what you would do if you had just joined real forums (which you have).
Being banned is a bad thing, try not to do it.
Does that make enough sense?
On these forums, you have a physical "avatar" that can perform actions for you.
Other member's avatars can do things to your avatar.
The story is made up as you go along, feel free to do whatever you like!

 

Hm. Fairly straight forward I suppose.

My first alt is ChaoticBeam (?). I want to somehow sabotage DoubleThink (or any other admin) to take their place.
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That's looks pretty good.

 

Username: Tpcool1

Tpcool1 makes a new thread for this AWESOME MOD IDEA and asks if any members would like to contribute.