Billy Mays, television salesman, dies.

Jun 28, 2009 at 5:09 PM
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Jun 28, 2009 at 6:12 PM
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Why are so many amazing people dying? WHY?!?!? Billy Mays yelled at me so much, he made me feel like it was a sin to just sit on my couch instead of buying BAM!
You will be sorely missed, Billy Mays, and I hope Vince Offer doesn't usurp your throne of marketing.
 
Jun 28, 2009 at 6:35 PM
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I was really shocked when I saw this earlier, It was my dream to meet him someday. People don't understand that there's more to him than just that guy who yells at you on the tv and makes crappy puns, he was actually a really cool guy. RIP Billy. You will be missed.
 
Jun 28, 2009 at 6:37 PM
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His epitaph should be something like "Making old people turn down the volume from 2004-2009" or whenever his first commercial came out.
But I'm done making fun of his career now. I'm sure he was a cool guy. He said "Vince Offer, it's on" on public television.
 
Jun 29, 2009 at 1:23 AM
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Billie Mays got to heaven, and the first words out of his mouth were: "BILLIE MAYS HERE!". Now after he was told he would be given a wish, Billie thought hard and he wished for
... to be continued?
 
Jun 29, 2009 at 1:39 AM
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A dumb redneck to sell his products to (please be George Bush, please).
 
Jun 29, 2009 at 1:57 AM
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I rather have the ShamWOW dude die next.
 
Jun 29, 2009 at 2:24 AM
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But he looks like the Scout from TF2. Have you not heard of ShamBONK?
 
Jun 29, 2009 at 8:37 AM
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D: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

After all these years...he finally fell of the ball.
 
Jul 2, 2009 at 4:13 AM
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D: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

After all these years...he finally fell of the ball.
lol.
 
Jul 7, 2009 at 5:32 AM
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Billy Mays quite obviously wished for Steve McNair to die, since he wanted someone to have a yelling match with in Heaven. RIP Steve McNair.
 
Jul 7, 2009 at 1:53 PM
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And that just brings up the question of what Steve McNair will wish for.
 
Jul 7, 2009 at 7:17 PM
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John Madden. I kind of don't want him to die, but it's kind of an obvious choice, and he is getting old. I give you my sad face in advance, John: :D
 
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